July 2011

I would LOVE to take credit for today’s post.  Because it is exactly the kind of thing that would happen to me.  If I ran.  But I don’t run.  Or at least not more than once a year.  And while I do feel a running kick coming on, I’m fairly certain Maine’s winter is going [...]

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Here’s My Card…

July 25, 2011

I am a social creature.  Obviously – I have a blog.  You can’t have a blog and not be a narcissist social creature.  Or at least an exhibitionist.  And while I may, some day, inadvertently flash someone while breastfeeding, I can guarantee that I will never, deliberately, publicly remove an article of clothing not regularly [...]

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Remember last summer?  When I decided that, despite my child having been born without fins, gills, or flippers, the Little Man was going to be a fish?  Or at least learn to swim like one? Yeah, neither does the Little Man. Although, in his defense, his last encounter with water higher than his knee caps [...]

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I am not a morning person. I am NOT a morning person. I AM NOT a morning person. Never have been, never will be. Unless you believe my mother, who swears she used to roll over each morning at 6am to the delightful strains of a toddler’s high-pitched sing-song jabbering and find me settling in [...]

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Certifiable

July 14, 2011

When I married the Big Man and his ’67 Chevy and matching cowboy hat, my friends and family all raised an eyebrow, albeit discreetly.  And behind my back.  Mostly. When I announced that I was pregnant with the Little Man and would be abandoning my burgeoning career to become a SAHM, my inner circle held [...]

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